Now, you might have heard about luigi in mario 64 and how its not real, but im here to tell you that he IS real as seen on the courtyard statue, here is how I unlocked him and i even aded images to prove!!!
Go to the eternal star statu
run around it 2401 times
punch it 28.812 times (since 2401 times L's numerb on the alphabet is 28.812)
collect 2401 coins
groundpund every sign in the game 100 times
get 121 stars
peach sex scene (close ur eyes for this one :(()
call nintendo and recite to them the super mario 64 for the nintendo 64 manual
insert the control inputs they giv u
enter the chungla level
collect all 1 stars
beat allah
rescue luigi
prepare a pizza napoletana alla pala tonda romana al taglio fritta al pandelino siciliana before the in-game timer runs out
let mario taste it and hold R,Up d-pad and b
if he likes it, continue, if he doesnt go back to step 1
luigi should come out of the screen and start talking to you about how the moon landing was faked, input the conami kode while reciting the wikipedia on the moon landing to make him change his opinion
if youre lucky, luigi will jump back into the tv and CONGRATS, youve unlocked lugii :)))
